DELTETHISACCOUNT Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 It's really funny to some, others just smile. Either way, enjoy! :) Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it. "Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU F*CK ING AS*HOLE....IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkusDarkus Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 he he he :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riojin Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 out of the jokes posted by you tonight this one is the funniest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deuz Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 lol....that certainlty got a smile :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
levianthen Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 haha, yeah I love this joke... I saw it on entensity a few days ago :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyscott5 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 LOL wernt expecting that :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy0 Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 :rofl: Certainly was not expecting that to happen, nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DomZ Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 ^ Yeh same, pretty funny joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopyaedoff Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 lol :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PL_ Veteran Posted August 9, 2006 Veteran Share Posted August 9, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_sphinx_ Posted August 10, 2006 Share Posted August 10, 2006 lol...nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazzy88ss Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 LOL! nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
42n81 Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Best joke I've heard all year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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