goodcase Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Express Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonC Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 That isnt funny. Its been posted before and thats not the full version, so not as funny as u think ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodcase Posted September 24, 2006 Author Share Posted September 24, 2006 Neowin is always so postive. I think people with depression should post here because it will cheer them up right away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonC Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Im not depressed, jsut stating the obvious. A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon returns and says, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says,"Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, think she is expecting me to make a move! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious." The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Oldie but a goodie :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantian Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Heard it B4 but still funny :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myNando Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 LOL! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitebread Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Not bad. :) Heard it before, but still worth a chuckle or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 good joke still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The2 Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Excellent joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DELTETHISACCOUNT Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Im not depressed, jsut stating the obvious. I wouldn't call it obvious, you're just making a big deal out of nothing. Anyways, GOOD JOKE. Laughed my anushole off!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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