Charisma Veteran Posted August 9, 2013 Veteran Share Posted August 9, 2013 Whats the last number before infinity :shifty: works well on dumb people i see them sitting there for ages trying to work it out That's easy! infinity - 1, of course. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867501 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILikeTobacco Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 That's easy! infinity - 1, of course. Reminds me of that commercial where he asks the kids for the biggest number or something and one says infinity, then infinity plus infinity, and finally infinity times infinity Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagisan Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Way to bump an old thread, Charisma (a mod no less)! :p That being said, if infinity is a never ending number, then infinity times infinity is not larger because neither number will ever stop increasing therefore neither number can be larger than the other. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 This question on apps always confuses me ... :huh: Atomic Wanderer Chicken 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867551 Share on other sites More sharing options...
astropheed Veteran Posted August 9, 2013 Veteran Share Posted August 9, 2013 "You can see me?" and then run away... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyoung1616 Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Ever sucked a sweeter peter than mine...? Cody Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867563 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charisma Veteran Posted August 9, 2013 Veteran Share Posted August 9, 2013 Way to bump an old thread, Charisma (a mod no less)! :p That being said, if infinity is a never ending number, then infinity times infinity is not larger because neither number will ever stop increasing therefore neither number can be larger than the other. :o I didn't even notice the timestamp! It was bumped first by someone else (a spammer, quickly banned) but it popped up on the mini-spy so I jumped in. It wasn't me, I swear :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconian Guppy Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 well, might as well keep it going! In an isolated system, entropy can only increase. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867663 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Wanderer Chicken Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 Did you put the fridge in the milk? The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867671 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandor Posted August 9, 2013 Share Posted August 9, 2013 I used to be black. Was this M. Jackson before his exit? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-595867679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
use my spork Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 the Valium worked! i can see my pancreas! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted October 10, 2017 Administrators Share Posted October 10, 2017 On 11/8/2006 at 0:56 AM, Dotdot said: If ducks have eyes and so do humans then arent we all ducks? - Dumb logic at its best Isn't that the sort of crap Will Smith's son comes out with all the time? Being famous doesn't make you smart, it just amplifies the stupidity The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059120 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim K Global Moderator Posted October 10, 2017 Global Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Steven P. said: Isn't that the sort of crap Will Smith's son comes out with all the time? Being famous doesn't make you smart, it just amplifies the stupidity Psss... @Steven P....look at the timestamp. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted October 10, 2017 Administrators Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Jim K said: Psss... @Steven P....look at the timestamp. Oh bugger. The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059130 Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 (edited) A statement doesn't come to mind right now, but I mess with one of my nieces a lot to the point she has to ask me if I am serious or not when I tell her something. Mando 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 When giving someone a hug, whisper 'help me' in their ear, then smile and walk away.... Mando and +Raze 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mando Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 i love the infinity one, my mrs says it all the time to me, which i always reply +1! One thats always confused me since a child, is my mums threat to take "her hand off my lug" (english translation :- threatening to slap me about the head) The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059778 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Zagadka Subscriber² Posted October 11, 2017 Subscriber² Share Posted October 11, 2017 One day a friend (also male) and I were walking down the street, and two girls were passing by. The only snippet of their conversation that we got was "I had sex with Bob all day long, and boy am I sore"... so of course, we would purposely say that when walking down the street passing people. It probably would have been more provoking in a "normal" place (it was in Berkeley), but the looks were well worth it. Steven P., +Raze and The Evil Overlord 3 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mando Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Zagadka said: One day a friend (also male) and I were walking down the street, and two girls were passing by. The only snippet of their conversation that we got was "I had sex with Bob all day long, and boy am I sore"... so of course, we would purposely say that when walking down the street passing people. It probably would have been more provoking in a "normal" place (it was in Berkeley), but the looks were well worth it. LOL i got a mental image of you and your mate saying "I had sex with Bob all day long, and boy am I sore" hahahahahahha bet you get a few double takes. My good lady, is as nice as you could be, considering she has to put up with me, we joke all the time, but she has the uncanny knack of shouting abuse at me at the most inopportune time (in jest!)....usually at drive thrus with driver windows open, something like "I f***ing hate you!" the look of the server is priceless.....I just shrug at the cashier and sigh she couldn't time it better tbh cracks me up every time. she always tries to make me red in public hahahah bless her. The Evil Overlord and +Raze 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598059800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londyn Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? In the past why did we kill people who killed people to show people that killing is wrong> If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? If firefighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598454685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
astropheed Veteran Posted June 13, 2019 Veteran Share Posted June 13, 2019 15 hours ago, Londyn said: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? In the past why did we kill people who killed people to show people that killing is wrong> If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? If firefighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight? How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up about every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Disorientated oriental. Cause I'm not blind. Cheese does not speak. Yes. To show others what will happen if they kill. No. Because flavoured dishwashing liquid is a bad idea. No, you don't know what to expect just to expect it. Fight for freedom, they think. About 7. Some sandwich meat is square. Babies sleep without concern. Yes. Welcome to Neowin You bumped an old thread and this is your punishment! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/510295-list-of-confusing-things-to-say-to-people/page/2/#findComment-598454968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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