DaveAlmighty Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigapixels Veteran Posted May 10, 2007 Veteran Share Posted May 10, 2007 LMAO :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted May 10, 2007 Global Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2007 thats just wrong LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashy Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 baaaaaa hahahaha. Kiwis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiver Veteran Posted May 10, 2007 Veteran Share Posted May 10, 2007 hahahahahahaha... good one :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SacrificialSoldier Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 hmm... lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarm Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Hahaha :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dance. Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Lol! Good one! This one made me laugh actually :rofl: :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramesees Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 lmao, that is priceless, just gold :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addc182 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 lol only in wales :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leovanham Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 lmfao! good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noroom Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 LOL NICE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedr0 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 LOL, I could see the end coming, but it's still awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurë Veteran Posted May 11, 2007 Veteran Share Posted May 11, 2007 Muahaha that was a good one ! :rofl: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Express Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Make me cringe a little. But funny nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 i know someone else on Neowin who also like Banging Sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commodore Max Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 This is the weirdest joke ... Pretty funny though :) ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code.Red Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 HAHA! First joke to make me laugh out loud in a while. Nice one! (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*RedBull* Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Good one. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XerXis Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 great joke :D, one of the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red. Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Corris? :shifty: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlydread Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Why is it when i was reading it, It made me think of snyper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snyper Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 ^ because its a sex joke..of sorts... teh snyper is the sexorest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mycoolkim Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 I have to tell my friend this joke, he recently will be moving to New Zealand XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadlydread Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 ^ because its a sex joke..of sorts...teh snyper is the sexorest. only with sheep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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