[Joke] Dictation!


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Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla: ?How do

you spell ?dumb???

Darla says, ?d-u-m-b, dumb.?

The teacher says, ?Very good, now use it in a sentence.?

She says, ?Buckwheat is dumb.?

The teacher says, ?Now spell ?stupid.??

Darla says, ?S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.?

The teacher says, ?Very good, now use it in a sentence.?

Darla says, ?Buckwheat is stupid.?

When the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, ?Buckwheat, spell dictate.?

Buckwheat stands and says, ?D-i-c-t-a-t- e, dictate.?

The teacher says, ?Very good, now use it in a sentence.?

Buckwheat ponders for a few seconds, then spurts out, ?I may be dumb

and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!?

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