Colin-uk Veteran Posted February 14, 2008 Veteran Share Posted February 14, 2008 There was this young boy, and he was playing in the woods by himself. As he was frolicking around, he found a little piece of paper. He picked it up, and brought it with him to school. As he was late, the teacher asked him why, and he told her that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. She asked to see it, and when she read what was on it, she got very upset and sent him to the principal. When the little boy got to the principal's office, the principal asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him here. So the principal asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and sent him home. When the little boy got home, his dad asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him to the principal. And as he showed it to the principal, he sent him here. So his dad asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and kicked him out of the house. Then the little boy walked and walked and walked until he found the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister asked him why he was there. He told him that as he was playing in the woods, he found a little piece of paper. As he was late for school, he showed it to the teacher and she sent him to the principal. And as he showed it to the principal, he sent him home. And as he showed it to his dad, his dad kicked him out. So the Prime Minister asked to see the little piece of paper, and as he read what was on it, he got very upset and kicked him out of the country. Then the little boy walked and walked and walked until he found a mountain. He climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed, and climbed some more until he got to the top. It was very windy there, and as he stood there, a gust of wind caught the little piece of paper and sent it flying away. So no one ever knew what was written on that little piece of paper. :rofl: You may kill me now :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroday Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarStorm Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I cant believe I spent time reading that LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raa Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 :| :| :| (N) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathray Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 remove his moderation priviledges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarStorm Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 remove his moderation priviledges! and give them to me! - I can tell better jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt-DavidW Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I know what was on the piece of paper - this joke! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Frank B. Subscriber² Posted February 14, 2008 Subscriber² Share Posted February 14, 2008 Colin-uk, you know that ... just not your jokes. All aboard the failboat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuudJacobs.NET Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achal Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 So no one ever knew what was written on that little piece of paper. well....the teacher, principle, dad, and prime minister know :p lets find them :shiftyninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjakarl Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 DAMMIT COLIN >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spenser.d Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 ... I usually don't read long drawn-out jokes because I don't feel like I should have to read so long for a joke. I now know why I feel that way. And to think I thought there'd be substance just because a mod posted it :p -Spenser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyout Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Colin-uk what in the world are you thinking? that should be marked under "failed jokes"....let alone kept from being read by anyone, i think i lost a couple of IQ points... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abhishek kapoor Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 can't accept this joke posted by colin-uk........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Code.Red Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Wow, that left me so unsatisfied, it's actually a little depressing :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicide_pact Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I really hope the outage earlier today was caused by Colin at least attempting to crash the server in vain in order to avoid the consequences of a temporary loss of reason and accountability resulting in posting that 'joke'. Good wind-up though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyBry Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 in some weird sense I actually enjoyed the joke and LOLed... probably was thinking of all the people that got screwed over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unto Darkness Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Why does listening to the comments make me giggle? Maybe THAT is the real joke! :D Bravo Colin, you got us to joke around for you, Bravo, and now, die! :shiftyninja: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin-uk Veteran Posted February 15, 2008 Author Veteran Share Posted February 15, 2008 :rofl: @ comments. They make up for my unsatisfaction of reading the joke the first time :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedDevil99 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 The comments were a lot better than the joke (if I can call it that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scirwode Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 The comments were a lot better than the joke (if I can call it that) Indeed, I'm amused :p ! Scirwode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viking0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 wtf man after all that I say boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 There was this young boy, and he was playing in the woods by himself. You mean to say the kid was Masturbating , Right !!! now temme how old was the kid before i call you queer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 :rofl: @ comments.They make up for my unsatisfaction of reading the joke the first time :p :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h4ck3r4life Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 HUH??????? www.you.FAIL.this.joke.sucks.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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