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So I've been offline for 2 weeks. First thing I see when I come back is the PPV results and then the news about Dusty Rhodes. Not sure what to say as I'm sure most of you have said it. Gonna miss the American Dream.

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Carlos Cabrera and Marcelo Rodriguez, the Spanish-language commentators for World Wrestling Entertainment, have reportedly taken workplace safety grievances into their own hands by reinforcing their announce table.

 
Having apparently reached the end of their patience after years of having their table destroyed by wrestlers, the duo was recently spotted affixing steel beams and girders to the underside of their table.
 
The commentators claim that their repeated requests for a stronger table have been repeatedly ignored at WWE headquarters, which they chalk up to workplace discrimination due to racism.
 
The Spanish announce table has been destroyed, according to conservative estimates, roughly 750 times over the past two decades.By comparison, the English announce table has been demolished a paltry 163 times.
 
According to backstage sources, manager Zeb Colter was recently spotted secretly removing all the reinforcements from under the table.

http://www.kayfabenews.com/spanish-announcers-secretly-reinforce-table/

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PAIGE IS FORMING A UNION GET HER

"I like Paige, but what's the point if she loses every single timeand has no support?" She's basically the girl Dean Ambrose.

.. is this the call up for Charlotte? She comes in as the backup for Paige using the fact they are both the first NXT Call ups for the Divas.

 

 

The Authoirty is one big happy family.

HHH - Father / Patriarch

Stephanie - Mother / Matriarch

Kane - Aggressive Big Brother

Seth Rollins - Entitled Spoiled Middle Child

J&J Security - Twin Little Brothers

Big Show - Visiting Uncle from time to time (or family pet depending on how you look at it).

 

 

Ryback without a shirt looks like if Kurt Angle ate a steroid cake.

 

Brock Lesnar returns wearing a Suplex City shirt then proceeds to stare Rollins out of the ring. Bitch.

Honestly I really enjoyed Rollins' reaction to Lesnar when he got in the ring. The fact that he couldn't even make eye contact with him was really crazy to watch

Seth's face looked like a combined emotion of "Brock shot my dog, ######ed my girlfriend, and dropped my ice cream all at the same time."

 

Unfortunately, Reigns vs Lesnar II is most likely the plan for SummerSlam

 

Brock and Owens saved Raw tonight. I was extremely bored throughout the show.

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