[Joke] Pig and chicken walking by church


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A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.

?Great idea!? the chicken cried.

?Let?s offer them ham and eggs??

?Not so fast,? said the pig testily. ?For you, that?s a contribution. For me, it?s a total commitment.?

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