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Grand Master

Sethos

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Chapter 8:That is Most Likely to Get Me Sued*

At lunch the talk turned to the morning's events.They were all very intrested in the concept of a good element.She said she had a bad element marble,but that she would only use it in an utmost emergency.Then Kara told them that she planned on summoning a practice demon that afternoon."I found a good demon to practice with.He's called Duomi(A\n:Yeah,bad name,but you can deal with it!!).One of my marbles may be helpfull."she told them.She had done a psychic scan on Kiyato,,just to make sure she wasn't evil.Not a thing came up.She wasn't evil,,just cute.Kara and Kiyato had become good friends,and Kara was looking for some other kinds of magic for Kiyato to use.She thought that the group should have different kinds of defenses.Her bag was not being cooprative."Stupid bag!!Do I look like I want a turkey dinner?!?!?!(A\n:If you've seen the first Koga episodes,this will make more sense.)No!!!I want some new magic!!!!!!!!"She searched around some more,and thought."What kinds of things can you do?"she asked,desperate for help on her search.

"Fox magic or other things?"Kiyato replied from her new favorite perch on Kara's shoulder.

"Hobbies or something."Kara said while sampling the turkey dinner."Not too bad."she said with one eyebrow raised.

"Sewing,cooking,drawing-"Kiyato said before Shippo interrupted.

"Can I see a picture?"he asked,hoping to show her the pretty crayons Kagome had given him.

"Sure."Kiyato said as she pulled a thin folded paper from a hidden pocket on the outside of her kimono."She pointed to two people(cute and cartoony,like Shippo's drawings)and said,"That's me,and that is my brother."She looked at the person with longing."He never came back..."she said as tears welled up in her eyes.Then she had anime waterfall tears started coming out of her eyes at full force.(A\n:CUTE,but sad.)

"Don't cry."Kara said soothingly as she cradled the little fox demon with great care.

"What happened to your brother?"Miroku asked just as she started to calm down.Bad idea.

"I DON'T KNOW!!"she cried,and Shippo came and gave her a hug(A\n:AWWWW!!!!!!)after hitting Miroku on the head.He had to wait until Sango was finished.

~He just went to talk to some new friend he met,and he never came back!!~she thought with tears in her eyes.

~Did he tell you what this friend looked like?~Kara asked after opening a link into Kiyato's mind.(Kiyato didn't mind talking like this,in fact,she liked it.)~Do you know where he met his friend?~she thought,trying to find out all she could.

~He said he met his friend while he was hunting for our dinner.Since our parents died,he took good care of me.And no,I never saw his friend.~Kiyato thought calmer than before.(Sango had gagged Miroku.)

~Do you want me to keep this to myself?~she asked.

~That would be okay.~Kiyato thought fairly calmly.She sniffed a bit.She could smell a ham sandwich that someone was trying to hide.She followed the scent and grabbed the food away from Inuyasha,who had been hiding it behind his back.Then she scurried off to Shippo and split the sandwich in half.She gave one half to him,and they ate it before Inuyasha could get it back(A\n:I'm not calling Inuyasha slow,I'm calling their eating skills incredibly fast.).

"God has sent fox demons to punish me!!"Inuyasha said with a cry of despair.

Kagome rolled her eyes and said,"You already had four!!"

Kara,meanwhile,went back to searching through her bag."Rubber chicken,rolling pin, ooo a box of cookies..."she said as she tossed the box to Shippo and Kiyato."....vaccuum cleaner,seashell,glow-in-the-dark stars,apple,Windex,inflatable Captain Underpants,ewww lip gloss,Post-It notes,scarecrow,cookie cutters,glue,pirate literature,pin,gum,glowing ember,chisel,lantern made out of fireflies,naturalist remains,tire,top secret government plans,ugh a Barbie!!"she held it with contempt."If Barbie is so popular,how come you have to BUY her friends?"she asked with a grin.They stared at her."Hmmmm,this might come in handy."she said as she examined an acid-proof Super Soaker filled with acid."Probably too dangerous.Garden hose,sunglasses,paper clip chain,camera,calculater,stickers,roller blades,cooking oil,a scarf knitted with love in every stich,parachute,Slinky,chainsaw...too dangerous again.*sigh*Mayby I'll try later."

"As I was saying,"Kiyato continued,"Sewing,cooking,drawing...and I've been working on just aiming at things."

"How about a slingshot then?"Kara asked pulling one out of her pocket."I'll look for some ammo.Buttons,floss,crayons,Cheerios,apple sauce,Lifesavers,pickles,bouquet of fish,a goat,English to Esperanto dictionary,phone bill,genade...too dangerous once again.Sugar,dancing space potatoes,toaster,the One Ring,bubble wrap,squirrel,calendar,keyboard,carrots,lemons,machine gun...all the good things are too dangerous!!Light at the end of the tunnel,ewww boogers,ketchup,paintbrush,doorbell,book of nursery rhymes,egg,map of Eygpt,rocket launcher...much too dangerous.Poster of Micheal Jackson...horrific!!!Bleach,illegal space chickens in purple bunny suits,spoon,knock-knock jokes,my imaginary friend,train tickets,ooo a penny!!Bowl of fruit,Scream mask,leprechaun,muffin,the peanut of doom,cherry pie,mattress tags,restraining order,a fire truck,straight jacket,overdue library book,seamonkeys,rubber duckie,copy of the copyright law,the meaning of life,the ugly stick,pom-poms,dead parrot,and...ooo duck tape.I'm keeping that.Self-destuct button,Coke,a clown,cat that curiosity killed,light switch,the 7 dwarves,door knob,a beaver,oooo a silly story!!The boy who ate fire:Once there was a boy who ate fire.He died.Ahhhh,a happy end.Laws of physics,potted plant,trench coat,Cheetos,Fruit Loops,pencil,unicorn,bib,helmet,Oompa Loompas,lightbulb,a leather pouch,and a silk drawstring bag.Let's see what's in those!!!"she said after taking the biggest breath in her life.They all stared in wonder at the items(many of which are copyrighted)that had just gone in and out of the bag.

"What WAS all that?"Miroku asked after getting his gag off.

Kara replied by saying"Sango,you're supposed to tie the person up so the gag stays on."

"Whoops!!I forgot."Sango said as she went to correct her mistake.

"Hey,that dosn't answer my que-No,wait!!I'll be go-"he started,but Sango was too quick for him.She reapplied the gag,this time remembering to tie him up.

As Miroku lay on his side with a"woe is me"look,the two fox demons came and used him as a seat."What's in the bags?"Kiyato asked with excitement.

"In the leather pouch,there are lots of little balls with spikes in their sides."she said as she tenderly held one up."And the silk drawstring bag has little round pebbles and instuctions.'These stones are dipped in a paralyzing agent that must hit an open wound.'Wow,it took a while,but my bag gave me what I need!!"Kara said as she handed the bags to Kiyato.

"Hmmm,can I have some dye for the leather to make it match my outfit better?"Kiyato asked,looking distainfully at the fox hide."I can have a strip of cloth tied around my waist.Then I can attach these bags to the cloth,and they're easy accessible!!"she said happily.

"How about a white ribbon?"Kara asked holding one up."And what color dye?"

"Dark blue,please.It would be too hard to dye it light blue.The hide is too dark."she said sensibly.

"And you don't need to dye the silk bag,because it's already white!!"Kara said as she procured(Sp?)the items that Kiyato would need.

"Once again,you talk yourself to death and it takes so long,the sun goes down!!!"Inuyasha said,giving her an annoyed look.

"Your just grumpy because Kiyato took your last sandwich!!"Kagome said with a dainty snort(A\n:Is there such a thing?Well,here,there is.)."Don't worry,"she added,"I'll make you some Ramen(A\n:Is it just me,or do they eat Ramen a lot?Oh wait,it IS just me.Duh,I'm the author!!)."

"Darn,I never got around to summon my practice demon!!Oh well,let's eat."Kara said with a shake of her head and sigh of defeat(A\n:I should write these random ryming words down some where!!).

After dinner they all went to sleep.Sango on her woven mat with Kilala,Inuyasha sitting up,Kagome and Shippo in her sleeping bag,Kara and Kiyato in her bag,and Miroku,on the ground(A\n:Have I seen something like this part somewhere else?-_-').

*The objects listed here do not belong to me,well....I do buy some of the products,but I have no legal hold on the trademarks whatsoever.I have not been paid to write this.If my friends are reading this first I'd like to say,HI!!!Then I'd like to say I'm suprised you found it whatever I chose to do with it,I'm fairly sure I would not have shown it to you since you have been enormously unsupportive.SO NYAH TO YOU,-EDIT-,ZACH,ZACH**,AUSTIN,AND JOHN!!!!(A\n:Btw,if you've read my organizer,you should see a pattern between that and my lists.Also,John,you should see some famillair objects from a Lucas Arts*** game.)

**Or should I say Tubbs?

***I do not own Lucas Arts,I just like to play their adventure games.

Grand Master

Sethos

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Chapter 9:A Familliar Dream*

The knight walked up to the bunny.Suddenly,the bunny jumped up and bit his head off."I warned you!!"said Tim the enchanter.

"I've soiled my armor again!!"Sir Robin whined.

"I warned you,but did you listen to me?Oh,no.You knew it all didn't you?Oh,it's just a harmless little bunny,isn't it?Well,it's always the same,I always tell them-"Tim laughed before he was cut off.

"Oh,shut up!!"King Arthur shouted."Right,charge!!!"

The knights came forth,and the rabbit procceded to kill them.Before his numbers were totaled,King Arthur shouted,"Run away!!"He and his remaining knights fled.Tim the enchanter continued to laugh.They began to see how many they lost."We lost Gawain,Ector and Bors,that's five."King Arthur said.

"Three,sir."Sir Gallahad corrected.

"Three.We better not risk another frontal assault.That rabbit's dynamite."King Arthur observed with frustration.

"Will it help to confuse it if we run away some more?"Sir Robin questioned.

"Oh,shut up.Go and change your armor."King Arthur said with irritation.

"Let us taunt it.It may become so cross that it will make a mistake."Sir Gallahad suggested.

"Like what?"King Arthur wanted to know.

"Well-"Sir Gallahad started.There was a pause.

"Have we got bows?"Sir Lancelot offered.

"No."King Arthur said distractedly.

"We have the Holy Hand Grenade."Sir Lancelot pointed out.

"Yes,of course!!The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch."King Arthur said before he continued,"Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries."King Arthur said excitedly.Then he called,"Brother Maynard,bring up the Holy Hand Genade."

A monk stepped forward carrying a chest.Some guys in hoods were chanting in the backround.Another monk came behind him carrying a heavy looking book.The first monk handed the chest to Sir Guenivire.He and King Arthur took out the Holy Hand Grenade."How does it,umm.....How does it work?"King Arthur said with uncertainty.

"I know not,my liege."Sir Lancelot said.

"Consult the'Book of Armaments.'"King Arthur commanded.

"Armaments Chapter 2 verses 9 to 21."the first monk said as he motioned for the second monk to read the book.

"'And St.Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying,"O Lord,bless this Thy hand grenade,that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits,in Thy mercy."'"the second monk began,continuing by saying,"'And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats-'"the second monk went on.

The first monk interrupted,"Skip a bit,Brother."

The second monk went forward and read,"'And the Lord spake saying"First, thou shalt take out the Holy Pin.Then,shalt thou count to three.No more,no less.Three shall be the number thou shalt count,and the number of the counting shall be three.Four shalt thou not count,neither count thou two,exceping that thou then procceed to three.Five is right out.Once the number three,being the third number,be reached,then lobbest thou Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe,who,being naughty in my sight,shall snuff it"'"

The second monk closed the book,and the first monk said,"Amen."

"Amen."the men repeated.

King Arthur pulled out the pin and said,"One,two,five!!"

"Three,sir."Sir Gallahad corrected.

"Three!!"King Arthur repeated.Then he threw the it at the rabbit and it blew up.

Kara woke up,after that familliar dream,slightly disoriented."What happened?"she asked as she looked around her.Then she relised that it was the middle of the nite,and that everyone was asleep.She shrugged,then went back to sleep.

*This was taken from the "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail"DVD.I did alter it slightly to make it proper dialouge,but I watched the scene over and over agian with the subtitles on.If this has made you curious about what in the world this is talking about,I would suggest first seeing the movie,then possibly getting the DVD or VHS.I have not been paid to do anything whatsoever,except empty the dishwasher,but that doesn't count,so I would like to remain unsued.I only put this in because I was struck with a strange idea,and because Monty Python is fantabiously(Sp)funny.Thank you!!

Grand Master

Sethos

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Chapter 10:Summoning a Demon

She woke the next morning and,having no memory of the dream,gathered supplies to summon Duomi.She got out her flashlight and a glowing white marble.Then she sent Shippo and Kiyato to pick up some sticks.Inuyasha was looking on skepticly(Sp?)at Kara's actions,Kagome was trying to have them eat something other than Ramen for a meal,Sango was polishing her bone boomerang,and Miroku was stuggling against his bonds.

"All right,all right,I'll untie you!!"Sango said as she carefully laid down her weapon.

"Was it really nessesary to have me tied up all night?!?!"Miroku asked after Sango had removed his gag.

"No,but it gave me a break from your perverted ways."Sango said with a shrug.She procceeded to remove the ropes,and when she was done she put them back in Kara's bag.

"Well,let me say good morning..."Miroku said as he once again did what Sango would hurt him for doing.

"Uh,Sango?Ya might wanna mo-"Inuyasha started but it was too late.

"MIROKU!!!HOW ABOUT I TIE YOU UP ALL TODAY TOO?"Sango shouted while kicking his head in to the dirt.

"That won't be nessesary!!"Miroku assured her,but she was less than assured.She kept giving him shifty looks,and always watching him from the corner of her eye.

"Okay,I think I might be ready."Kara said as she came up from the field."I'm just waiting for the sticks.Should I wait until after breakfast to start summoning?"she said,smelling something other than Ramen cooking.

"I vote breakfast!"Sango said,still watching Miroku.

"Man does not live on Ramen alone."Miroku agreed.

"Something other than Ramen is done!!"Kagome called from the other side of the campsite.She was keeping an eye on the food,and Sango was watching Kilala.

"Okay,breakfast it is!!"Kara said happily.

"No Ramen today?"Inuyasha asked disapointedly.

"Were you not listening?"Kara wondered with desperation.

"Hey,why are you all eating sandwiches for breakfast?"Shippo asked as he and Kiyato came into camp carrying an armload of sticks each.

"All that came out of my bag,besides Ramen,was bread,peanut butter,jelly,and soda.So we have something other than Ramen for breakfast."Kara said taking a big bite of hers.

"I was sad too."Inuyasha assured him as he took a small hesitant bite of his.

They sweatdropped.-_-'

"I'm starving after getting sticks."Kiyato said as she took a bite of Kara's sandwich."That's good!!!Can I have one?"she asked eagerly.

"Of course!!"Kagome said as she handed one to her and Shippo.

"So,how do you summon this demon?"Miroku asked with intrest.

"Well,first I make a circle with the sticks,then I activate my light marble, after that the demon should appear.The light marble is because some demons like to make a big entrance."Kara said with a shrug of her shoulders.She took another bite,swallowed,and said,"There's a little picture in the back of the book if you want to see."She got up,went to get her book,and showed it to them.It was a tiny picture.The demon looked like a spider,but very wrinkly.In the picture it seemed to be sitting in a HUGE circle made of sticks.

"How much room do you need to summon this?"Inuyasha asked with an eyebrow raised.

"I'd say the diameter should be about two fully transformed Tetsusaigas."she said and,seeing the shocked looks on their faces,adding,"that's just a rough observation.It could be much less.The picture gives off the impression that he is VERY big."

"We got enough sticks right?"Kiyato said with a worried look.

"More than enough.I'm making it smaller.It might not be that big.I mean,what demon is?"Kara asked in short choppy sentences(A\n:Sorry,but it's late,and my descriptiveness(Sp)is falling short.If I do show this to my friends,they'll make a smart remark on my last comment.).

"Can we help?"Shippo asked.

"No,you two go play.I should be able to do it."Kara said and she started off to the field to build the circle.

"Let us know before you start!!"Kiyato said.Then she said to Shippo,"I bet I can climb higher up that tree than you can!!!"

"Be careful!!"Kagome told them.

"We will!!"Kiyato assured her,but then she said,"I can practice shooting things from up there!!"

They sweatdropped.-_-'

"Kagome,has that shard become anymore clear?I'm tired of sitting around."Inuyasha said with a yawn.

"We could get some rice from the village,that is,if you want to go somewhere."Kagome said looking down at her sandwich."I mean,I want some different food than this stuff."she pointed at the Ramen and plate of sandwiches quickly.

"I guess.I think they,"Inuyasha pointed at Sango and Miroku,"should stay here.Who knows who we might run into?"he stifled a snigger.

"I agree."Kagome said,pulling Inuyasha away as she started to giggle.

After they left,Miroku said,"I'm not sure if any of us should be near here."and he nodded at the field.

"If something would happen,Kara shouldn't be alone."Sango said sending an odd look his way.Then she nodded her head and smiled.

"I'm just saying,that with Kara summoning a demon that does goodness knows what we shoul-"he started.

"Awww,I'm hurt.Don't you trust me?"Kara said from close behind him.When he jumped to his feet,she laughed."Ha Ha Ha!!That was awesome!!You should have seen the suprised look on your face!!"

"Sango!Why didn't you tell me she was there?!?!?!?!?!"Miroku asked,annoyed.

"Telling you would be boring.Kara's way was funny!!"Sango said as she giggled.

"I merely meant I didn't want ANYONE,"he looked pointedly at Sango,"to get hurt."

Sango looked touched."You were really concerned?"she asked with suprise.

"Of course!!"Miroku said scooting closer.

"I just didn't think you'd car-YOU PERVERT!!!"Sango was angry now.She began to whack his head into a nearby tree.

"Wow,Miroku!!Your a real glutton for punishment!!"Kara said,laughing even harder.

Suddenly a rock hit Miroku's head.And it wasn't Sango.They heard a little voice saying,"Don't worry!!That was a regular rock.I brought some up to practice."Then the tree Sango had been banging his head into began to shake.All the branches seemed to be moving.All of a sudden,two small figures jumped down."Was that a good shot?!?!"Kiyato asked ,running to sit on Kara's shoulder.

"We saw you finish just as we reached the top.But Kiyato wanted to practice at least once."Shippo explained."Can we watch you summon the demon now?!?!"

"Sure,and I don't think we should wait on Kagome and Inuyasha.Inuyasha will probably get in a fight or something."Kara said,knowing what people might say in the village.He had gotten some strange looks the other times they went into the village.They were likely to make mean remarks,and Inuyasha was likely to try and kill them.Same old,same old.

They walked to the circle that she had built,and while they stopped a ways back,she walked to the middle and set down her marble.Then she went to the edge of the circle and said,"There has to be a beam of light pointed at it.Otherwise,they would all go off everytime I pulled them out during the day."She pulled out her flashlight and warned,"Don't look directly at it.It will blind you."Then she shined the light at the marble.There was a blinding(A\n:Told you!!)flash,and the ground shook slightly.When the flash ended there was nothing there.

"Mayby it was summoned somewhere else."Miroku said logicly.Then he pointed,"There is another field over there."

"Let's go see."Kara said,slightly disappointed.

They began to walk across the field when,"Ewww,I stepped on a little spider!!"Kiyato said.

"Well,then that's not the one we're looking for."Miroku said as they walked on.

They searched for an hour before they finally gave up.They had just gotten back when the ground shook again.This time it felt like it came from the village.They had barely started to go check when they ran into Kagome and Inuyasha fighting.

Apparrently,what had happened was,Kagome had met what she thought to be Hojo's ancestor.He had been eyeing Inuyasha warily and he had asked if Kagome would like to go for a walk.Alone.Needless to say Inuyasha started to get angry and they tried to leave,but Hojo's ancestor was as determined as Hojo.He asked if she would like to some other time.When Inuyasha said no before Kagome could say anything,Hojo's ancestor said demon's did not deserve humans.(A\n:I don't like Hojo or his ancestors.And they're stupid,so they say stupid things that get them nearly killed.^_^)While Inuyasha started to rip him apart,Kagome had said the magic word and pulled him back towards camp,leaving a severly wounded boy behind.(A\n:Hooray!!!)

Later that night Kara was looking through her book.She looked at the picture and said,"Ohhhhhhh!!!I forgot to read the caption!!"

"What does the caption say?"Sango asked.

"Actual size.*"

*I know the last part is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer,but I couldn't have Monty Python and not Buffy!!!

Grand Master

Sethos

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Chapter 11:Anger and Floating Fun

"Would you call my demon summoning a success?"Kara asked the next afternoon.

"Well,you summoned the demon.It was just a mistake of recognizing the size."Miroku said,concentrating on his usual habits.

"It wasn't that ba-MIROKU!!!!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO POUND YOU?!?!?!"Sango asked as she slapped him over and over again.

"I should do something to stop Miroku from doing that."Kara said while sniggering."It is more funny to watch Sango get angry at him,though."

"Let's go for a walk!!"Kagome said suddenly.Then she grabbed Inuyasha's hand and made the others follow her.They walked through the forest,and Miroku continued to "bother" Sango.After she beat him into oblivion,things began to settle down.

Miroku began to try and charm Sango.This means appropriate(Sp?)things only.When he complimented her she told him to shove it.They were suprised.Sango usually welcomed his "good" behavior.Kagome noticed there was something different about her aura.It seemed angry.She tapped Kara on the shoulder and asked,"What is Sango thinking?"

Kara opened a link to her mind,and heard,~I hate Miroku!!I need to make sure he hates me too.~

Kara turned around and said,"Very un-Sango thoughts.There is like,pure hate in her thoughts.All centered around Miroku!!!!!!She really likes him,I can tell with my books."

"Ask her something.Find something out!!!"Kagome said,looking nervously at Sango.

"Sango?Do you EVER think nice thoughts abought Miroku?"Kara asked casually.

"I used to.I don't anymore.I don't know why."Sango said thoughtfully.

They had gotten back to camp."We should think about this."Kara whispered to Kagome."In the meantime,I'll help Kiyato practice her aim."She walked over to her bag,pulled out some hard boiled eggs,and gave them to Kiyato.She quietly told her to aim them at Miroku.Then she sat down to watch and think.

"Hey!!What did you do that for?!?!"Miroku asked after Kiyato plastered him with eggs.

"*giggle*I have to practice!!"Kiyato replied as she took aim again.

Miroku started to "help" her practice with a moving target.She was having a bit more trouble with that."Aim where he is going to be."Kara told her as she was deep in thought.

Kiyato accidentally hit Inuyasha."Oops!!!"she said as she ran over to Shippo.Then they both ran away as Inuyasha picked up some eggs and started to chase them.

While the pile of hard boiled eggs was abandoned,Sango picked one up."Uh-oh....."Miroku said as he was once again under fire.

Kara tried to figure out what was making Sango act this way.She was usually calm and happy when Miroku wasn't "bothering" her."I have to wait until I finish 'Real Magic for Fake Dummies' until I can do more advanced things like revealing spells(A\n:A revealing spell would show what was possessing Sango.)."Kara told Kagome quietly."I should make sure to practice daily.Otherwise,Miroku will have to deal with this for quite a while.I'm not sure if he can!!"

"How long will it take you to finish the book?"Kagome asked.

"Who knows?"Kara replied as one of Inuyasha's eggs hit Kagome's face.

"INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!"Kagome shouted as she started to chase Inuyasha who was now running from Kagome while chasing the fox demons.

Kara surveyed the chaos and giggled.Then she decided to practice her magic.It seemed like a good time to try her "Bubble Sheild Charm".She went to her bag,pulled out a bottle of bubbles and a vial of Sheild Dust.Sheild Dust was a metal sheild with magic properties that had been ground into dust.She sprinkled that into the bubbles and she blew a bubble that floated towards Miroku and grew big enough to cover him.It started to absorb him into the safety of its interior(Sp?).Everyone looked startled as he started to float upwards toward the sky."That's not supposed to happen!!!!!"Kara said with a look of panic."It's supposed to make a half-bubble around him that's connected to the ground!!"

Sango laughed,"It's like all my troubles are floating away!!"

"I need to fix this!!"Kara said as she ran toward her bag.She dug around for a while until she pulled out a hollow bamboo reed and a thorn.The thorn had anti-magic poured on it."This should do it!!"She took aim and fired,and by some miracle she actually hit it.The bubble popped and Miroku fell downwards.And can you guess who he landed on?

"OWWWW!!!"Sango shouted through Miroku's back.

"Hey,it wasn't much fun for me either!!"Miroku groaned as he sat up and got off Sango.

Grand Master

Sethos

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Chapter 12:Realization

She was still apologizing after dinner.She apologized to Sango for making Miroku fall on her,and Miroku for making him fall on Sango and making her(if possible)hate him even more."I didn't mean to!!"Kara tried to tell them,but they wouldn't listen.Sango and Miroku took walks in opposite directions and Kara sat down in the tent she had decided to put up after the "Bubble Incident"."I'm doomed.I'm going to bring pain and trouble instead of helpfullness and peace."she said miserably as she laid back onto her sleeping bag.

"If you're going to do all that,"Inuyasha said as he stepped into the tent,"just leave,you stupid girl!!!"All of a sudden Kagome walked into the tent looking very angry.

"Sit boy!!!(A\n:First time she used her command in my fic,I do believe.Where I made her say it in what you're reading.)"she commanded.

"AHHHHHH!!!*thud*"Inuyasha shouted as he crashed to the ground.

"Don't listen to him Kara."Kagome said as she stepped over Inuyasha."He just has no tact."

"I just thought it would protect Miroku.I wonder if I will ever get it right.*sigh*"Kara said.

"Don't worry.I'm sure you can do magic.You just can't get it right all the time."Kiyato said comfortingly.

"True."Kara said."If I got it right ALL the time,I'd spontaneously combust!!Nobody can get it right ALL the time!!"

"That's the spirit!!"Shippo said.

"It's time to hit the hay!"Kagome said cheerfully."Inuyasha,could you get Sango and Miroku?They should be near camp at night.Come on Shippo,let's go to bed."Kagome said with a yawn.

"Okay.But we're leaving that flap thing open.Never know when we might be attacked.And I won't be gone long."Inuyasha said as he leapt out the door.

"Be careful!!"Kagome called after him.

"Yeah,yeah."Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

~Won't she ever learn that I can take care of myself?SHE'S the one that needs protecting!!Well,I guess she's just worried about me.But what does that mean?~Inuyasha wondered as he started to track Sango and Miroku.

He found Sango walking around the village,trying to find Luna so she could pick a fight with her.Apparently,Luna was not a night person.He told her to go back to the campsite,and she said,"Fine.Why should I waste my time on that loser?"

Miroku was sitting on a hill looking at the ground in a depressed way.Inuyasha tapped him on the shoulder and said,"Kagome says that we should all be at camp.Kara put up this weird shelter.So now,I'm sitting by Sango and Kilala's mat,which is by Kagome's bag,and since Kara is immune to you,you sleep by her.Kagome is on the other side of Kara.Make a move towards that direction and I'll break your arm!!And of course,the brats get to sleep with the girls."

"Okay.I'm coming.You go on ahead."Miroku said with a sigh.

"See you at camp!!"Inuyasha called as he ran back towards the tent.

They were all asleep when he got back.All except one."I was worried that something might have happened!!"Kagome said as he came in.

"Relax.I'm here,and I'll protect you."Inuyasha said sitting down in next to Sango.

"What about Miroku?He's sleeping near me."Kagome said,and she hugged Shippo in his sleep.

"I already warned him."Inuyasha said reassuringly.

"I'm here.Good night."Miroku said as he walked over towards Kara.

"Okay,well sweet dreams Inuyasha!!"Kagome said as she snuggled in her sleeping bag next to Shippo.

"Good night."Inuyasha said quietly.

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It was morning and when Kara got up,the only other person awake was Miroku."I've been thinking."Miroku said.

"Wow,I'm impressed!!"Kara said sarcasticly.

"What?Oh,no I-what again?Oh dang,I forgot."Miroku said with much confusion.

"You should have stopped when I was impressed."she said,rolling her eyes.

Miroku had thought about the "Bubble Incident",and he decided that Kara really was only trying to help him.Now he tried to remember his thoughts."Hmmm........Oh!!I remember!!If Sango used to think nice things about me before,why can't she now?"

A look of realization lit up her face."Of course!!It was as simple as that!!!!Gee,now all I have to do is MAKE a spell to let her think freely!!"Kara said with a sweatdrop.-_-'

"Would making a spell be hard?"Miroku asked.

"Well,I would need ingredients that would solve a similar problem."Kara said biting her lip in thought.

"Huh?"Miroku was confused.

"For instance,a lock with a key in it could be an ingredient.Or an unlocked pair of handcuffs."Kara said as she pulled a notebook and a pen from her bag and began to make a list.

"I understand all but the strange handcuff word."Miroku said.

Kagome came out of the tent yawning and she was trying to pull Inuyasha out."Let's stay in the tent!!Miroku is out there!!He might try something!!!"Inuyasha protested.

"Hey,Kagome!!Miroku made me realize what's going on!!!!!!"Kara said as Kagome made Inuyasha come out by putting him in a tight squeeze and dragging him out.He was blushing like crazy(A\n:I just noticed that there has been little Inuyasha blushing.Maybe I should promise to make him blush every chapter!!Or at least every other chapter.).

"Oh?And what is that?"Kagome asked she leaned on Inuyasha sleepily.Inuyasha made the red on his face look like it was a volcano(A\n:I'm making up for lost time).

"She's been put under a spell so she CAN'T think anything good about Miroku!!"Kara said as she went to wake up the little fox demons in the tent.This left Sango to sleep alone with Kilala.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!"Miroku shouted."WHO WOULD DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Possibly someone who wanted Miroku all to themself."Kara said,and everyone got her meaning(A\n:Did you?).

"Well,fix it before tonight.I don't want any distractions while I'm human."Inuyasha said with a frown.She was still apologizing after dinner.She apologized to Sango for making Miroku fall on her,and Miroku for making him fall on Sango and making her(if possible)hate him even more."I didn't mean to!!"Kara tried to tell them,but they wouldn't listen.Sango and Miroku took walks in opposite directions and Kara sat down in the tent she had decided to put up after the "Bubble Incident"."I'm doomed.I'm going to bring pain and trouble instead of helpfullness and peace."she said miserably as she laid back onto her sleeping bag.

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Chapter 13:Cured

"I forgot!!"Kagome said.

"Gee,Kagome you sure do know how to make a guy feel special!!"Inuyasha said sarcasticly.He thought Kagome would remember.

"Awww,do you need a hug?"Kagome asked.Then she gave him one(A\n:More lost time to make up for!!!).Inuyasha blushed.

"Okay,I feel special now.You can let go."he said in a very embarassed voice.

Kagome was slightly hurt.That is,until she saw the look on his face.Then she decided to be impulsivly(Sp?)affectionate more often(A\n:See?I'm trying to make him blush every chapter!!!).

Miroku coughed."Back to the problem,don't you think?"he asked,satisfied with the deep blushes he got as a response(A\n:I strike again!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!).

"l'm done with my list!!!"Kara said as she gathered the stuff she would need.

"Can I lend you some help there?"Miroku asked as she struggled to carry an open safe past him.

"I'll manage."she assured him.As an afterthought she added,"I still need to make up some silly rhyme that applies to our situation.I've written lots of silly things(A\n:I write lots of silly RHYMING things^_~).No sweat."

"How much longer will this take?"Inuyasha asked.

"Depends if I have insperation."Kara replied,giving him not much of an answer.

"What is your insperation?"Kagome asked.

"Miroku getting beaten up by Sango."Kara replied.

"Uh,you don't need that much insperation,do you?"Miroku asked nervously.

"Probably not."Kara said as she started to think.

Shippo and Kiyato were running in circles around Miroku,and he was starting to get dizzy."I don't feel so good...."Miroku said,suffering from motion sickness.

"Go lay down in the tent then!!"Inuyasha said,annoyed at how easily humans could get sick.

"Okay,I think this should do."Kara said as she finished her rhyme."And,"she added"I didn't need insperation!!!Good thing for Miroku."She held up her notebook and read,"'Let her thoughts no more distain.Release the hold on her brain.'Not my best work,and it is pretty lame.But,it should get the job done."

"Do it before Sango wakes up!!"Shippo said in a whisper."Miroku is in the tent,and I daresay she won't be asleep much longer!!"

"I can solve that problem!!"Inuyasha said,walking towards the tent.

"No!!!!You might wake Sango!!"Kagome said in a hurried whisper.

"Just keep an eye on him,okay?"Kara asked as she looked for something to put the various items on.She dug around and pulled out a sled(A\n:The kind that is shaped like a soap dish.)and put everything on it.Then she began to arrange people.Inuyasha had to stand on one foot and wave his arms in the air.Kagome was told to pretend to milk a cow.Shippo stood on his head.Kiyato stood on his head too.

"Ow,could you get off my head?"Shippo asked.

"Sorry."Kiyato said as she waited for instuctions.

"Kiyato,you stand on one finger while balancing a bowl of Ramen on your head."Kara said as she gave the bowl to her.

Kiyato stepped on her finger and balanced the bowl of Ramen on her head.Kara walked up to her bag and pulled out a camera.Then she took a picture.Everybody blinked as they saw spots."YOU JUST WANTED TO TAKE SILLY PICTURES OF US?!?!?!?!?!"Kagome asked in disbelief.

"Okay,for real this time!!!!"she said as she walked up to the sled(A\n:Honest to goodness most of these are accidental!!).She put her feet behind her head(A\n:I can really do this,and I couldn't resist putting one of my strange talents in here.)and said the really stupid rhyme.

Miroku walked out of the tent and asked,"Hey,shouldn't we start the spell?"

They sweatdropped.-_-'

Sango walked out of the tent too."Good morning!!"Sango said pleasantly.She saw Miroku staring at her and asked,"Miroku?Are you alright?"

Miroku,overjoyed,ran up and hugged her(A\n:This perversion free Miroku hug is brought to you by:Me!!!!).

"What a nice way to wake up!!"Sango commented.

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