aussiefloyd_fan Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Diary of a computer lamer July 18 I just tried to connect to America online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. I can't connect, I don't know what is wrong. July 19 Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. I don't see why. He's just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he think I am? July 20 I bought the modem, I couldn't figure out where it goes though, it wouldn't fit in the monitor or the printer. I'm confused. July 21 I finally got the modem in and hooked up. A three year old next door did it for me. July 22 The three year old kid next door hooked me up to America online for me. He's so smart. July 23 What the heck is the internet? I thought I was on America Online, not this internet thingy. I'm confused. July 24 The three year old kid next door showed me how to use this America Online stuff. He must be a genius at least compared to me. July 25 I tried to use chat today. I tried to talk into my computer but nothing happened. Maybe I need to buy a microphone. July 26 I found this thingy called Usenet. I got out of it because I'm connected to America Online, not Usenet. I went to the doctor today for my regular checkup. He says that since I connected, My brain has mysteriously shrunk to half its normal size. July 27 These people in this Usenet thingy keep using capital letters. How do they do that? i never figured out how to type capital letters. Maybe they have a different type of keyboard. July 28 I found this thingy called the Usenet oracle. It says that it can answer any questions I ask it. I asked it 44 separate questions about the internet. I hope it responds soon. July 29 I found a group called rec.humor. I decided to post this joke about why the chicken crossed the road. To get to the other side! ha ha! I wasn't sure if i posted it right so I posted it 56 more times. July 30 I keep hearing about the World Wide Web. I didn't know spiders grew that large. July 31 The oracle responded to my questions today. Geez, it was rude. I was so angry that I posted an angry message about it to rec.humor.oracle.d. I wasn't sure if it posted right so I posted it 22 more times. August 1 Someone told me to read the FAQ. Geez, they didn't have to use profanity. August 2 I just read this post called make money fast. I'm so exited, I'm going to make lots of money. I followed his instructions and posted it to every newsgroup i could find. August 3 I just made my signature file. It's only 6 pages long, So I will have to work on it some more. August 4 I just looked at a group called alt.aol.sucks. I read a few posts and I really believe that aol should be wiped off the face of the Earth. I wonder what an "aol" is, however. August 5 I was asking where to find some information about something. Some guy told me to check out ftp.netcom.com. I've looked and looked, but I cant find that group. August 6 Some guy suspended my account because of what i was doing. I told him I don't have an account at his bank. He's so dumb. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
portauthority Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Great way to spent an evening, watching Ghost Hunters and looking at these boring images in this thread - All I need is a soda ... Oh wait, I have one! :woot: how come ghost hunters people don't use headmounted cameras? every time they say "i saw something", there is no evidence of it! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 23, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2008 <<snip>> please stop. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 23, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2008 Aussie.. seriously, your stories are worse then Sethos posting an entire book in this thread... Please stop, and post images :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 23, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2008 :/ are you just posting whatever is on your clipboard or something Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839482 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorwing Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 yes you do. lol. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biotoxic_hazard_835 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 The last few post I read have been below The American SPAM Association Quality Guidelines. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 23, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2008 The last few post I read have been below The American SPAM Association Quality Guidelines. sort of like this?? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839512 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biotoxic_hazard_835 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Yeap Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 . . . . . . . . . . Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundayx Veteran Posted September 23, 2008 Veteran Share Posted September 23, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 23, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2008 [*img]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Snow_Man123/southside/Create/3_dollar_bill.jpg[*/img] [*url="http://s"]Plese visit my site[*/url][*img]http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/bushbill1.jpg[*/img] [*url="http://yousfosfsafdasfaofa"] [/*url] you fail at BBCode Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 (edited) Edited September 23, 2008 by AUSSIE_FLOYD_FAN Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839560 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted September 23, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 oops Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839574 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biotoxic_hazard_835 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 bout' time. Hope he's burned in the stake. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589839598 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundayx Veteran Posted September 23, 2008 Veteran Share Posted September 23, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589840226 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentaal Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 where's teh spam? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589840302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethos Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 Gone :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589840306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbandonedTrolley Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 We need MOAR SPAM!!! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589840332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589840356 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Gary7 Subscriber² Posted September 23, 2008 Subscriber² Share Posted September 23, 2008 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/635486-8-million-by-oct-1st-2008-win/page/244/#findComment-589840394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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