fatbobalot Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Hello, thought I'd have a go at this here doo-hickey. Having been playing GTA a lot recently, I was inspired by some of the spoof cheesy ads you hear on the radio and TV. On top of this, the English weather hasn't made for the best BBQs this year so far as per usual, so I thought it would be funny to combine the two. Hope you enjoy! :) Chris BBQ_Dragon_Advert.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Veteran Posted May 26, 2008 Author Veteran Share Posted May 26, 2008 Four hours ago (the last time I consolidated all the entries and did some behind-the-scenes work) we had 69 entries. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebull Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Sorry everyone I have two posts but the audio clip is the same for both I was trying to edit my post to add the words so that you could tell what was being said, my mic is'nt all that great. Can someone delete the one without words so that I dont have a duplicate? Thanks, Lynda Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chronopoulos Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Here's mine. neowin_chronopolous.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daask Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 My favorite is still SkyyPunk's Skyssdragon, even though it was only an example! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430492 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJo Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Here is my entry. Sorry that it's done via "Alex" but I have a really sore throat :p I hope that won't count against me... I don't think anyone would beat SkyyPunk's if it was an entry though :) My_Dragon.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430518 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnibus Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Nogard Nogard Nogard And, if I had a dragonHis name would be Nogard Nogard Nogard Dragon spelled backwards He?d sing and dance And work at my big back yard Nogard Nogard Nogard I don?t no pesticides Nogard?s got an eye He will set me up Nogard Nogard Nogard He would be my Hitch Hollywood will want him To cut back CG costs Nogard Nogard Nogard He?d be the next Ironman! But he won?t take that offer As he has some things Things to do with me And things do to for me I?m a good man And Nogard?s good D Nogard Nogard Nogard I will seek you help People are dying In China?s Sichuan province Nogard Nogard Nogard Please lift those craters People need help Cuz of Chinese earthquakes Nogard Nogard Nogard Please give them water Olympics coming up It?s a disaster here! Nogard Nogard Nogard Let?s fix these things! We?d win all pet contests We?d donate all money Nogard Nogard Nogard We just need some action! We?d fly up in the sky With a banner saying ?HELP!? Nogard Nogard Nogard Let?s use those wings! We?d glide during the nights Over people shivering Nogard Nogard Nogard No fire but steam! And then we?d come back home Wishing we could do some more Nogard Nogard Nogard We will rest for now. Nogard Nogard Nogard Need a hero like you. Nogard Nogard Nogard I wish you were real Oh man, I hate rap, but I just had to try this for fun! XD Lyrics and the stupid beat is all original. HDX Dragon would be cool, but someone please tell me if the "Nogard Nogard Nogard" annoys you even a bit by stickin:)in you head for a day or two! :) Ugh.. my mouth and voice is dead from nonstop rapping the last hour! Nogard_Nogard_Nogard___Omnibus.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430558 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazboy Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 here is my entry. :).. hope will get lucky. dragon_my_friend.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daveykz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 hah, that's a lot to fit in to one minute, omnibus Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan- Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Okay, so first I want to say sorry for the bad quality. My on board sound decided that recording sound was too much for it, and then my PC didn't want to recognize my other recorder, so I had to record on my phone then transfer it over through that, heh. If it's hard to understand what I'm saying, basically rub in friends' faces >> friendship >> end. Oh, and I say "fricken" not something else. Just for clarification. Enjoy ;) dragon_mreggsalad.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmygyu Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) Hi all, Been a while. Here is my official entry. I was going to do three skits--I wrote them all out--but between numerous delays such as bad weather, family reunions, and total brain freeze, it took me awhile. So I only did two. If only I had another two hours. Sigh. Anyway, enjoy the following skits. I know the first one is kind of hyper active, but it was the only way I could get it down to the required time limit. By the way the background sound is rain. Nothing I could do about it Tim P.S. Any comments would be appreciated, though I think I can predict the first: "I can't understand it." Also, bonus points* for anyone who gets who Sony Bifton is a spoof on. *Bonus points are not redeemable for anything whatsoever. SonyBiftonInterview6_Shortened_6.mp3 Edited May 26, 2008 by timmygyu Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
saschat Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 like this competition. nice to see some creativity among us geeky folk ;) well, this is my entry. however - because my girlfriend always says that cats sing better than I do - try to imagine that the melody is "If I had a hammer" ... ;) recording98.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmygyu Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Hi, Here's the second one, just for fun. Tim LauraInterview5_Shortened3.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430794 Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebull Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 what time does the contest end? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matek Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Ok, here its mine. Unfortunately in order to fit in the time, I had to "a bit" precipitate my voice... I hope that because of that, and the integrity will be understood by my horrible accent. Below authentic text. It was shaping up to be quite a party. In the last weekend we were sitting around with some friends at the lake and barbecuing away. A moment later a huge, ominous shadow fell across the sky. Before we ever got a chance to see him, the fire from his mouth had already consumed half of the forest !!! Only Ksenia was the only one to keep calm. "damn it! I've only just started my sausage! No overgrown lizard is going to spoil MY lunch!" With that, she went to fetch her handbag. Rummaging through its contents for a while (it's a woman's handbag, need I say more?), she finally produced her portable dragon neutralizer. You never know when you might need one. she explained calmly, seeing our astonished faces. She aimed with care and fired confidently. But... Relax! Ksenia, the good girl that she is, had set her weapon to stun. She didn't kill the dragon, which instead became meek as a lamb. We spent the rest of the weekend flying around Poland on our very own dragon, courtesy of our free Dragon Fly airlines. dragon_fly_airlines.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430833 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy0 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 what time does the contest end? Entries will open on Tuesday May 20 2008 at 00:00 GMT and close on Tuesday May 27 2008 at 00:00 GMT Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmygyu Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Hi, That's six p.m. central, if that's anymore help Tim Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebull Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 yes that was more help, thanks Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neztea Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 OK, so just so that the judges won't be confused or anything. My submission is Post #74 (my first one). I was reading the guidelines and we should indicate which one we should have by post numbers. So mine is #74 and that is the one i want to submit.. Times almost up, Get those entries in guys! :) Neztea Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted May 26, 2008 MVC Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) I had to edit my last entry. I contained a word which didn't match the context it was being used.. I would like to submit post 320 so I now present Burning Ring of Fire 1.02 Change log Replaced the word Bestow with Lay Moved the cheering until after they he yells "release the dragon" Removed the phrase "Come on sparky lets saddle up" Removed the phrase "Men Get ready" and replaced with "Get Ready and mount the beast" burningringoffire2.mp3 Edited May 26, 2008 by warwagon Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430895 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundayx Veteran Posted May 26, 2008 Veteran Share Posted May 26, 2008 Numerous submissions, change log... do you really... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted May 26, 2008 MVC Share Posted May 26, 2008 Numerous submissions, change log... do you really... well I would have just edited my last post, put I was no longer able to. Oh well, its ok. I have no shame. :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlebull Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 The post that I would like to submit is post #300. I didnt want to confuse any of the judges either. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589430954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fineliner Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 This is my entry: hope me and my dragon win cheers. dragon.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589431020 Share on other sites More sharing options...
seedpress Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Here's my entry, fresh from the swamp--wet and spicy! DadSkit3_2.mp3 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/637826-31-days-of-the-dragon-entries/page/13/#findComment-589431043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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