tajul Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely: Are... my... test... results... back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l3thalsab3r Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 :laugh: that was a good one. (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surrealvortex Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTheF Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 hahahahaha! Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 man when will i find a bimbo nurse like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denholm Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 I :laugh: ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandre. Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Rofl, lucky guy :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 good one :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Viper Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted October 21, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted October 21, 2008 hahaha, heard it before, but still funny :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kami- Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 lol=] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inklin Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 LOL'ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dannyscott5 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 ;( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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