Raffye.Memon Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life. He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age." So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96. When he died he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren ...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Frog Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 LOL! That's the way to go. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590128364 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unto Darkness Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Sending him out with a bang! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590130430 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Am I the only one who got the Bee Gee's song stuck in my head after seeing the title? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590131216 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViZioN Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Am I the only one who got the Bee Gee's song stuck in my head after seeing the title? Just you! :p Nice joke :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590131568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian M. Veteran Posted November 15, 2008 Veteran Share Posted November 15, 2008 Am I the only one who got the Bee Gee's song stuck in my head after seeing the title? No, but I bloody well have now :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590131570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penn0r Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Am I the only one who got the Bee Gee's song stuck in my head after seeing the title? Thanks..infect me why not :crazy: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590131696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveAlmighty Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Am I the only one who got the Bee Gee's song stuck in my head after seeing the title? You sonuvvabitch! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590131756 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Majesticmerc MVC Posted November 16, 2008 MVC Share Posted November 16, 2008 Am I the only one who got the Bee Gee's song stuck in my head after seeing the title? Dammit! :crazy: Well while we're all here... You all just lost the game. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590131826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
APH-Alex Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Dammit! :crazy: Well while we're all here... You all just lost the game. **** you! :( Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590131846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Thanks..infect me why not :crazy: We should replace the Rick Roll with the Bee Roll :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590132002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denholm Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 LOL.. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590132030 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Am I the only one who got the Bee Gee's song stuck in my head after seeing the title? MEE TOO Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590132290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zab Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 thxs for the song jackas$ Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/697002-joke-stayin-alive/#findComment-590133028 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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