t0mbi Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Link Quote This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind. lol sorry guys but biding has ended :D Q: Dude , thats the sickest description ive read to date . Had me and my family in stitches. If you reconsider postage for this bike im happy to pay you for your time involved as i collect stingray bikes . Been after a chrome boomerang for a while.Let me know if your interested as i would love to max out the skid record. Cheers man . A: Hello Radster. I suppose I could skid down to the postie and see what it would cost to post. I don't know where you live, but I might just try guessing. is it 64 McDonald Drive in Brisbane? Q: dude, does this bike come with contraception because i all ready have 3 kids.this is the best description i have ever read i think you should go into business writing for ebay!!thanks 4 the entertainment,i'm still ****ing my self A: Thanks Sick Guy. It doesn't come with contraception, but I will include a photo of me doing a stunt if you like. It's pretty blurry, but it's still a wicked rad stunt. Let me know. Q: How long are the skids that this bike can do? A: Dear Mad Dog. The skids odometer shows 128,992 metres, but i think it might have gone round the clock. I once did a skid that went for two weeks. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulFromOz Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Yes.. I BOUGHT IT :p Pretty rare australian BMX. I own two of them now. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590633194 Share on other sites More sharing options...
karma Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 That is just awesome. Great sense of humour. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590633208 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimoose Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I wish more ebay items had funny descriptions, would make me more inclined to buy them :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590635398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olemus Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Yes..I BOUGHT IT :p Pretty rare australian BMX. I own two of them now. :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590635580 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiprophet Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 ahhhh thats the best thing ive seen all day! what mad stuntz have you done PaulFromOz? did you get the blurry picture he mentioned? lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590635596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadean Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 That's the funniest thing I've read this hour! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590636114 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+John Teacake MVC Posted February 26, 2009 MVC Share Posted February 26, 2009 Ha that's cool! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590636554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulFromOz Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 ahhhh thats the best thing ive seen all day!what mad stuntz have you done PaulFromOz? did you get the blurry picture he mentioned? lol I tried to skid over a glass bottle. Back tyre not immune too glass it seems. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590637948 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserk87 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 the buyer posted in here, epic :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590638048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmmay Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 that BMX is fully sik bro...to the maxxxxx Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590638060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mieky242 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 This is awesome to the maxxxx. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590638076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minimoose Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I tried to skid over a glass bottle.Back tyre not immune too glass it seems. You can see the deflated back tyre :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590638108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leesmithg Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I got pregnant just looking at that bike! Good post, worth a 5. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590638128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserk87 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 You can see the deflated back tyre :laugh: i noticed that after he said that as well. laughing my ass off. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590638144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krome Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 lol funny people do exist Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590638190 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reacon Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Yes..I BOUGHT IT :p Pretty rare australian BMX. I own two of them now. <snip> No way. You are the real buyer? Here? On Neowin? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/740346-webhilarious-ebay-sale-bmx-bike/#findComment-590642840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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