Hum Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 RAPID CITY, S.D., June 30 (UPI) -- Police in South Dakota said a motel front desk clerk turned away a robber who demanded money while armed with a butter knife. :laugh: Rapid City police said the Howard Johnson Express Inn clerk refused to give the man any money when he approached her at about 6 p.m. Sunday and the suspect left the facility, the Rapid City Journal reported Tuesday. Police said they received a description of the attempted robber and a man matching the description was seen by an officer at about 7 p.m. standing in front of an apartment building. The man, Robert McKinney, 34, was arrested and police confiscated the butter knife believed used to threaten the clerk. McKinney was taken to the Pennington County Jail. If convicted on a first-degree robbery charge, a class 2 felony, he could face a maximum 25 years in prison and a $50,000 fine. source Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Book Guy Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 You can stab someone with a butter knife, the clerk was dumb and should have just given him the money, of course the would-be robber was also dumb for not realising that you could stab someone with a butter knife. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591216336 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Descartes Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Is a butter knife technically still a knife? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591216376 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowl Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 If I can cut meat with it (which, I can) then yes, Its a knife. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591216414 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Book Guy Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Is a butter knife technically still a knife? You can also stab with a fork and spoon as well. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591216416 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minifig Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Real men bring titanium sporks in to battle: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591216426 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazuyette Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Real men bring titanium sporks in to battle: NOES ?!!! Real men goes to battle with .... : .: Teh Mighty Plastic Spoon :. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591216524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dc'1 Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 He also, is not the best criminal... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591217874 Share on other sites More sharing options...
necroxd Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Real men bring titanium sporks in to battle: I LOLd Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591224786 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyX Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Real men goes to battle with .... : .: Teh Mighty Plastic Spoon :. LOL Worst thing is, you CAN kill someone with that. But it'd be a long and painful death ^_^ Let's just admit it, we're cheap. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591224802 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Helix Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 this is what I call a Knife lol, that is a 4 D-cell Maglite Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591224838 Share on other sites More sharing options...
qdave Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Are you guarding windows vista with this knife? :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591226878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zain Adeel Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 who needs to guard windows vista :p :p :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591226888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimsland Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Is a butter knife technically still a knife? Yes its a knife If a knife is used in a threatening way (even a legal knife, such as a Swiss Army knife), it is regarded as an 'offensive weapon' by the law. This is also the case with things like screwdrivers - once used in a threatening manner, they are treated as offensive weapons. And a weapon Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591226936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted July 3, 2009 Member Share Posted July 3, 2009 You can stab someone with a butter knife, the clerk was dumb and should have just given him the money, of course the would-be robber was also dumb for not realising that you could stab someone with a butter knife. Yeah, they both were dumb. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591227148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
revvo Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 ... welll THIS is a knife Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591227502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimsland Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 No, but it is a weapon I see you have played knify spoony before ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591227578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pasty2k2 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 What baffles me is that this guy seriously tried to rob someone with a knife like that... Did he really look at that knife and say "hm, yep thatll be good enough!" Lol. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591235706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sujmano Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Is a butter knife technically still a knife? yea can still sort of stab someone Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591238480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sadelwo Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Are you guarding windows vista with this knife? :p That's UAC set to "Paranoid". Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/791556-you-call-that-a-knife/#findComment-591238564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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