Comic Book Guy Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 The country that introduced raw fish, ramen noodles and pocky to the world has a new taste sensation. Cannibalism is the newest trend to sweep across Japan. But they aren?t killing anyone to get the meat. They are getting it from hospitals. Chef Hitoshi Ueda of the restaurant named Long Pig said, ?We use human fat from liposuction clinics to make simple dishes, like fried rice. Then I might add a few small pieces of meat, like the kind that might come from a nose job or a finger amputation. That is served with vegetables. That costs about 100,000 yen.? He said. ?If I can get a large piece, like a whole leg, I might cure it to make ham or grill it to make a steak. That might cost as much as much as a million yen.? When asked about the taste he said, ?It varies from person to person.? A representative of the Japanese Ministry of Food Purity and Safety said, ?The meat is closely regulated and inspected. No diseased meat is used. Inspectors also insure that all the pieces of meat come from medically necessary surgeries. No one is allowed to just cut off an arm or leg and sell it for profit. We also don?t allow imports or the use of meat from dead people. We must be certain that no tainted meat is served.? If the past is any indication then this new delicacy will be showing up on the menus of fine restaurants in California and New York, soon. Article Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miuku. Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I feel a little ill after reading that. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
splur Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Meh, after seeing those fetus soup pictures (whether they're fake or not), nothing compares. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Book Guy Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 Turns out, the article might actually be fake, sorry. I just started browsing the site, I got the article through RSS in Gmail, but on the site's front page there is an article with the following headline: "kurt cobain found alive" as well as some other unbelievable articles; so is the article real, probably not. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300906 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 See... I love meat, and WOULD eat it purely out of interest. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argi Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Are you sure that site isn't just a joke? I'm sure if it was real it'd be somewhere in the mainstream media. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentaal Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 That web site is pure gold. Homosexual dentist molests male patients while sedated, fondles them, collects sperm sample, sells to black market sperm bank. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300924 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted July 20, 2009 Member Share Posted July 20, 2009 Turns out, the article might actually be fake, sorry. I just started browsing the site, I got the article through RSS in Gmail, but on the site's front page there is an article with the following headline: "kurt cobain found alive" as well as some other unbelievable articles; so is the article real, probably not. Thank goodness. That article is sickening. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300928 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Book Guy Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 Are you sure that site isn't just a joke? I'm sure if it was real it'd be somewhere in the mainstream media. Did you even bother to see my post, probably not? EDIT: This is where I got the RSS feed from, Topix, so it isn't my fault they reported on something that appears to be fake! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphen Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Wouldn't trust the source for anything in the world, I mean, look at the top of the page; "So called "concentration camps" being built in US actually zombie research centers" "Saudi family sues genie for harassment." "Walter Cronkite killed by NASA for threatening to go public with moon landing blooper tapes. " "Woman aborts alien fetus" "Rasputin spotted in Bin Laden hideout. " "Did you know? Churchill was a Satanist." Yeah, respectable news:p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591300982 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoochieMamma Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Turns out, the article might actually be fake, sorry. I just started browsing the site, I got the article through RSS in Gmail, but on the site's front page there is an article with the following headline: "kurt cobain found alive" as well as some other unbelievable articles; so is the article real, probably not. I thought you would have figured it out by the title at the top "Aliens, vampires, ufos, sasquatch, secret wars, zombies, magic, ninjas. All the real news THEY don't want you to know about" :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301016 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 "Saudi family sues genie for harassment." http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8145862.stm Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miuku. Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Thank goodness it was fake, I felt a little icky inside when I read it from here :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Book Guy Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 "...moon landing blooper tapes. " You can easily find the fake moon landing videos, go look. Also, why do you think with telescopes as powerful as we have there's been no pictures of the so called "landing site" from Earth, and why didn't the Japanese see it with their recent lunar mission? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerino Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 $100 for finger stir fry? and $1000 for human ham? wow, I dont think that restararunt will be around for very long, and eaiting a cut off finger, think about it, theres a reason that finger was cut off, and frankly I dont feel like eating gangrenous fried rice Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOC Veteran Posted July 20, 2009 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2009 Those wacky Japanese :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301346 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazuyette Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ... Also, why do you think with telescopes as powerful as we have there's been no pictures of the so called "landing site" from Earth, and why didn't the Japanese see it with their recent lunar mission? LOL ! Come on man ... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Veteran Posted July 20, 2009 Veteran Share Posted July 20, 2009 You can easily find the fake moon landing videos, go look. Also, why do you think with telescopes as powerful as we have there's been no pictures of the so called "landing site" from Earth, and why didn't the Japanese see it with their recent lunar mission? Because an equipment case or battery that was left on the moon would just appear as a dot? :) In other news (from that site) Kurt Cobain, speaking from his hash shop in Amsterdam, says he has no idea whose body that is they found. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301410 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensurround Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Also, why do you think with telescopes as powerful as we have there's been no pictures of the so called "landing site" from Earth, and why didn't the Japanese see it with their recent lunar mission? :laugh: That would be a compelling argument, but unfortunately those pesky facts keep getting in the way of conspiracy theories. The Japanese found the Apollo 15 landing site a year ago. Nice try though. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301436 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comic Book Guy Posted July 20, 2009 Author Share Posted July 20, 2009 The lander legs part of the module is still there, the buggy is most likely still there. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301438 Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Neo Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Tasty! I seriously doubt however that any sane government would just allow this. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trong Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 When asked about the taste he said, ?It varies from person to person.?Article That's a line from Futurama! haha Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sensurround Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 That's a line from Futurama! haha I knew that sounded familiar! Syolent Cola...:laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted July 20, 2009 Global Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2009 LOL @ the advertisement at the bottom of the page Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301738 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZonoBurk Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 If it was is real -- I'm not ready for it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/799356-human-meat-eaten-in-japan/#findComment-591301832 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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