Super8 and Tab Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconian Guppy Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 pwn3d! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591795200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
XanoZuke Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Draconian Guppy said: pwn3d! Epic Win for the blind man! :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591795218 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ka74ever Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 GOLD! :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591795432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dance. Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591795474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ci7 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 o **** :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591795500 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kami- Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591800378 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pam14160 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 :hump: Great, needed that at this time in the morning. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591800398 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrack Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 ROFL OLD is GOLD Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591808912 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_architect Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Ha awesome :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591810662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnsonBox Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Hard to get the point of the vulgar joke. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591810818 Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0mbi Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 HAHA friggin gold :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591810820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Awesome! :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591810862 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiefloyd_fan Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 i didnt know mary worked there either..... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591818674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikh Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 OWNED Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/841446-joke-blind-man-in-a-restaurant/#findComment-591818710 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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