Scorbing Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 (edited) LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly. 'OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know s...it? Edited November 21, 2009 by Calum Added the [Joke] tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech Star Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Forgot the [Joke] tag. Joke, was meh, but I got it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calum Veteran Posted November 21, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 21, 2009 Added [Joke] tag Please remember this in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azusa Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 i think this is the 3rd time reading this joke on neowin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_architect Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I didn't think it was too bad :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MulletRobZ Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Ohhhhhh, SNAP! :rofl: That's a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesilentkiller Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Its really cool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t0mbi Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Meh..it goes alright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackdoom Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 Not that funny. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Topham Hatt Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 i think this is the 3rd time reading this joke on neowin. That made me laugh. I haven't read the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleNeutrino Veteran Posted November 23, 2009 Veteran Share Posted November 23, 2009 i have yet to read it as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volatile Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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