altezza Veteran Posted June 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 19, 2003 A mommy asked her ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong. "Oh Mom," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!" Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Bourricot Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 LOL smart kid Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-965931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premgenius Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Tru......LOL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-965941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaraBoft Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-965946 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMeK Veteran Posted June 19, 2003 Veteran Share Posted June 19, 2003 hehe kids say the funniest things :) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-966078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
macster Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 LOL funny boy Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-966098 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 HAHAHAHA that was great Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-966105 Share on other sites More sharing options...
tengcm Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-966365 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 lol that's pretty funny, nice one! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-966858 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-966882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lj300 Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 funny kid :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-966892 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweevo Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 Wadda u mean "there's no Santa"??? :no: :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-967152 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypoxiaicon Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 LoL Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-967176 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kombolcha Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 did they stop showing "kids say the darnest thing" hosted by Bill Cosby.... what about re-runs on a different network? i love that show :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-967276 Share on other sites More sharing options...
whistl3r Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 bahaha! :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-968628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 did they stop showing "kids say the darnest thing" hosted by Bill Cosby.... what about re-runs on a different network? i love that show :cry: I think it's on Hallmark, Nick at Nite, or TVLand. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-969206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dpanda Posted June 20, 2003 Share Posted June 20, 2003 haha... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-969830 Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 heh not bad. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-974915 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deckhand Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 SANTA IS FOR REAL!!!!!! HE HAS TO BE... HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...right? :cry: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-974923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMan Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Finally a great joke tonight! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-974925 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaptain chump Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Yeah that was pretty nifty Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-974933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjordan2001 Posted June 21, 2003 Share Posted June 21, 2003 Well at least he didn't get hit with something at 9 ;) Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-974966 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 Haha, that's great ... kids these days, they're so smart! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-975049 Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat05 Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 funny Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-975059 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samoa Posted June 22, 2003 Share Posted June 22, 2003 heh :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/86536-the-birds-and-the-bees/#findComment-975505 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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