jnelsoninjax Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 One says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!" "Wooo, what the heck happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "What a horrible way to die!" "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones." "What a way to go, that's terrible!" "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him." "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him." "Man, what a way to go!" "No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him." "Now that is one awful way to go!" "No no, he survived that, he..." "Hold on now, just how the heck did he die?" "I shot him!" "You shot him? What the heck did you shoot him for?" "He was wrecking my f***ing house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tablet_user Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkMan Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Too damn long to be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skulltrail Posted April 12, 2010 Share Posted April 12, 2010 That was a good one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerzdawg Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Did not like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerm Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion101 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Made me chuckle :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted April 14, 2010 Global Moderator Share Posted April 14, 2010 haha! I was expecting a wife joke in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green_Eye Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 :laugh: Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mokthraka Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Too damn long to be funny not to mention the electricity killed him. since he was ELECTROCUTED, not shocked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulphy Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 hehehehe...!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
still1 Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 ha ha funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtrabit racing Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 looooong but still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Veteran Posted April 15, 2010 Veteran Share Posted April 15, 2010 haha! I was expecting a wife joke in there Same LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeChipshop Member Posted April 15, 2010 Member Share Posted April 15, 2010 Phew i thought i was dead for a minute there :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzwolf Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 haha :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Himanshu- Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Epic death! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquafox Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afuchi Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 Too damn long to be funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoomKid Posted April 16, 2010 Share Posted April 16, 2010 good one :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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