Breast milk ice cream goes on sale in Covent Garden


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Kinda sad, everyone is going blech to drinking a human's breast milk (when we're all human) but most of the human population happily gulps down COW'S milk without thinking that's even slightly odd....just saying...

Mark Corrigan: This is Sophie's milk, isn't it?

Jeremy Usborne: Think of it as lady milk, from the human cow.

Mark Corrigan: Jeremy, this... it's... it's one step away from cannibalism!

Jeremy Usborne: Oh, right, so it's weird to drink milk from someone you know, but to drink milk from another species, some cow you've never met, that's fine, is it?

Mark Corrigan: Yes! Yes, it bloody well is!

Jeremy Usborne: Well, suit yourself.

[Takes another sip of his tea]

Jeremy Usborne: Mmm, luxury milk!

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At first I was like :x YUUUK!

But then I saw this and thought PURE WIN!! :rofl:

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I still wouldn't eat it though. I only like Cherry Garcia from those guys...

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How is the milk rated?

"Grade A Breast Milk, made from hot, natural breasted women"

"Grade B Breast Milk, made from hot, fake breasted women"

"Grade C Breast Milk, made from not so hot, natural breasted women"

"Grade D Breast Milk, made from not so hot, fake breasted women"

or

How does it taste? "Varies from person to person"

or even better

Require a picture of the woman on the milk jug.

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